Cool fortune cookie t-shirts for the smartass, cynic, misanthrope and flirt in all of us. These cookies bite back!

Funny fortunes, rude fortunes and sexy "in bed" fortunes on apparel for girls & guys. T-shirts, jerseys, ringer tees, tanks, hoodies -- whatever your style, SmartassCookie has got you covered.


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Each fortune features a unique
set of luckynumbers:



Every cookie features a fortune written in Chinese characters, roughly translated as
"sexy crazy fierce wisdom":


All apparel is marked with the Chinese word for "cookie":