Cool fortune cookie t-shirts for the smartass, cynic, misanthrope and flirt in all of us. These cookies bite back!
Funny fortunes, rude fortunes and sexy "in bed" fortunes on apparel for girls & guys. T-shirts, jerseys, ringer tees, tanks, hoodies -- whatever your style, SmartassCookie has got you covered.
Save $10 on orders of $50 or more. Use coupon code CACTUS1050, valid through May 10th.
Funny fortunes, rude fortunes and sexy "in bed" fortunes on apparel for girls & guys. T-shirts, jerseys, ringer tees, tanks, hoodies -- whatever your style, SmartassCookie has got you covered.
Save $10 on orders of $50 or more. Use coupon code CACTUS1050, valid through May 10th.
Each fortune features a unique
set of lucky
numbers:
Every cookie features a fortune written in Chinese characters, roughly translated as
"sexy crazy fierce wisdom":
All apparel is marked with the Chinese word for "cookie":
- Help! I'm being held prisoner inside a Chinese bakery.
- Confucius says you suck.
- Good things are being said about you... in bed.
- You have an ambitious nature and will make a name for yourself... in bed.
- The best years of your life have already been lived.
- Bite me.
- Only a fool would look to a cookie for words of wisdom.
- Stupidity will be your downfall.
- Now is the time to try something new... in bed.
- Eat me.
- Everything takes longer than you think... in bed.
- All of your hard work will never pay off.
- Appearances can be deceiving, but you're not fooling anyone. Poseur.
- I cannot help you, for I am just a cookie.
- Please don't eat me. I love you.
- Happiness and success rightly elude you.
- Speed is no substitute for accuracy... in bed.
- You may yearn for perfection, but mediocrity is your fate.
- The only certainty in life is sweet death.
- You have the ability to touch many people... in bed.