Cool fortune cookie gear
for guys, girls & kids: funny fortunes, rude fortunes and "in bed" fortunes
on t-shirts, cards & gifts.
for guys, girls & kids: funny fortunes, rude fortunes and "in bed" fortunes
on t-shirts, cards & gifts.
$$ Coupon $$
Save $5 on orders of $75 or more.
Use coupon code FCPMAR1, valid until July 31st.
Save $5 on orders of $75 or more.
Use coupon code FCPMAR1, valid until July 31st.
Over 150 original designs
We pander to everyone!
- Please don't eat me. I love you.
- I cannot help you, for I am just a cookie.
- Only a fool would look to a cookie for words of wisdom.
- Bite me.
- Help! I'm being held prisoner inside a Chinese bakery.
- Confucius says you suck.
- Now is the time to try something new... in bed.
- Good things are being said about you... in bed.
- Speed is no substitute for accuracy... in bed.
- You have an ambitious nature and will make a name for yourself... in bed.
- Appearances can be deceiving, but you're not fooling anyone. Poseur.
- Stupidity will be your downfall.
- All of your hard work will never pay off.
- You may yearn for perfection, but mediocrity is your fate.
- Happiness and success rightly elude you.